palmtree2013: nominate this for an oscar
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
cliterallysame: do you ever want to shake a person and say get a life
The revolution has sent teachers, doctors, and workers to dozens of Third World...– Fidel Castro (via basednkrumah)
tibets: Sext: what do you want from taco bell
mrcraabs: pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep
meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon
mom: are you on drugs?
I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks...– M.I.A. (via janejacqueline)
I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it...– J. R. R. Tolkien (via thatkindofwoman)